My apologies, this blog has nothing to do with jobs. It was just something that I had to write about.
Yesterday I was travelling back home on the train and reading my local city’s paper. One of the articles I read was misplaced, I don’t remember what section it was put in but it was definately not in the Doom and Gloom section where it belonged. It was an article on how in the future, you won’t need to type into Google what you want the Internet to find, the Internet will read your mind for you. If you really don’t believe me, here’s the first article I found in google about it (by typing in the words). Now, I can see a number of reasons why that is just a million times wrong.
Firstly, I use the computers at uni, a lot. So there I am sitting, intending for Google to search ‘conventional power and contemporary warfare’, and a hot guy sits down next to me. My mind will say ‘wow, he’s hot’, and that is what I’ll see as the results of the search. Even worse, considering the technology uses certain parts of the brain to get a rough idea of what you’re thinking, I just shudder to see the results on screen. It’s one of those things you couldn’t use when you were distracted.
On a more serious note, this even has implications for people who are not so easily distracted by good-looking men. You’ve really got to be high on mushrooms to agree that it is okay for the government to achieve even more power, either that or your name is Tony Abbott. Everybody already knows everything about us, from the information retailers use collected from facebook, knowing which people are more likely to like (as in, literally, click the ‘like’ button) their product, to where the hell we are (don’t carry your (i)phone around with you by any chance? there you go), where we travel on public transport (unless you don’t register your electronic travel ticket), hell, you can even record what sites you go to and linger on on the internet. Sure, the government may not get hold of all this information, but what about the invisible silent men (mostly men, and definately all nerds and geeks) who operate this kind of thing? Isn’t that sort of worse? I don’t like it, and I sure as hell don’t want a computer to be able to read my mind. It’s like being attached to a lie detector.
Of course, I could just not use it. But how the hell would I use a computer without a keypad unless I attach it to my brain? (don’t take that literally). It’s like trying to watch a VCR on a DVD player. And don’t even start me on trying to live a normal life and not use a computer. Can you imagine such a thing in this day and age? You’d have to be Amish or something.
Perhaps I should start a trend, the trend of the the new Amish, those who are still stuck in 2000. It’s a very archaic way of life, I know, but I just don’t want a computer reading my mind. Now, all that’s left to do is put on some flary jeans, open up my midriff and bask in a life way before the saturation of everything in the world with the Internet. Who’s with me?